The long awaited, highly anticipated, absurdly accurate Limeyfish.com prognostications for 2011 Big 12 Football…or perhaps more appropriately named: The Longhorn League, The Small 10, The Little 12, The Beebe Ball Busted Conference…I could go on you know…..
That giant sucking sound you hear the in the Big 12 this year…it’s coming from south of Waco…it’s those Shorthorns taking the life (and fun) out of college football…it’s the Maggies trying to sneak out of here with their tailbone pad tucked between their legs…it’s U of You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me H hoping they get into this new minor league of college football that is taking shape. Oh yeah, SMU is annoying everyone by tapping on shoulder pads wanting some kind of deathly attention – I guess that’s sucking too, huh?
Week 1 (Sept 3)
Small 10 Who Win
OU vs. Tulsa Sooners
Ok State vs. Louisiana Cowboys
TxA&M vs. SMU Aggies
Mizzou vs. Miami (OH) Tigers
Tex vs. Rice Shorthorns
TTU vs. Texas State Red Raiders
Baylor vs. TCU Horned Frogs
K-State vs. Eastern Kentucky Wildcats
I-State vs. Northern Iowa Cyclones
KU vs. McNeese St Jayhawks
Week 2 (Sept 10)
Small 10 Who Win
OU vs. Bye
Ok State vs. Arizona Cowboys
TxA&M vs. Bye
Mizzou at Arizona St Sun Devils
Tex vs. BYU Cougars
TTU vs. Bye
Baylor vs. Bye
K-State vs. Bye
I-State vs. Iowa Buckeyes
KU vs. Northern Illinois Jayhawks
Week 3 (Sept 17)
Small 10 Who Win
OU at Florida St Seminoles
Ok State at Tulsa Cowboys
TxA&M vs. Idaho Aggies
Mizzou vs. Western Illinois Tigers
Tex at UCLA Bruins
TTU at New Mexico Red Raiders
Baylor vs. Stephen F. Austin Bears
K-State vs. Kent State Wildcats
I-State at Connecticut Huskies
KU at Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Week 4 (Sept 24)
Small 10 Who Win
OU vs. Mizzou Sooners
Ok State at TxA&M Cowboys
TxA&M vs. OK State Cowboys
Mizzou at OU Sooners
Tex vs. Bye
TTU vs. Nevada Red Raiders
Baylor vs. Rice Bears
K-State at Miami Hurricane
I-State vs. Bye
KU vs. Bye
Week 5 (Oct 1)
Small 10 Who Win
OU vs. Ball State Sooners
Ok State vs. Bye
TxA&M vs. Arkansas Arkansas
Mizzou vs. Bye
Tex at I-State Shorthorns
TTU at KU Red Raiders
Baylor at K-State Wildcats
K-State vs. Baylor Wildcats
I-State vs. Tex Shorthorns
KU vs. TTU Red Raiders
Week 6 (Oct 8)
Small 10 Who Win
OU at Tex Sooners
Ok State vs. KU Cowboys
TxA&M at TTU Red Raiders
Mizzou at K-State Wildcats
Tex vs. OU Sooners
TTU vs. TxA&M Red Raiders
Baylor vs. I-State Bears
K-State vs. Mizzou Wildcats
I-State at Baylor Bears
KU at OK State Cowboys
Week 7 (Oct 15)
Small 10 Who Win
OU at KU Sooners
Ok State at Tex Cowboys
TxA&M vs. Baylor Aggies
Mizzou vs. I-State Tigers
Tex vs. OK State Cowboys
TTU vs. K-State Red Raiders
Baylor at TxA&M Aggies
K-State at TTU Red Raiders
I-State at Mizzou Tigers
KU vs. OU Sooners
Week 8 (Oct 22)
Small 10 Who Win
OU vs. TTU Sooners
Ok State at Mizzou Cowboys
TxA&M at I-State Aggies
Mizzou vs. OK State Cowboys
Tex vs. Bye
TTU at OU Sooners
Baylor vs. Bye
K-State at KU Wildcats
I-State vs. TxA&M Aggies
KU vs. K-State Wildcats
Week 9 (Oct 29)
Small 10 Who Win
OU at K-State Sooners
Ok State vs. Baylor Cowboys
TxA&M vs. Mizzou Aggies
Mizzou at TxA&M Aggies
Tex vs. KU Shorthorns
TTU vs. I-State Red Raiders
Baylor at OK State Cowboys
K-State vs. OU Sooners
I-State at TTU Red Raiders
KU at Tex Shorthorns
Week 10 (Nov 5)
Small 10 Who Win
OU vs. TxA&M Sooners
Ok State vs. K-State Cowboys
TxA&M at OU Sooners
Mizzou at Baylor Bears
Tex vs. TTU Shorthorns
TTU at Tex Shorthorns
Baylor vs. Mizzou Bears
K-State at OK State Cowboys
I-State vs. KU Cyclones
KU at I-State Cyclones
Week 11 (Nov 12)
Small 10 Who Win
OU vs. Bye
Ok State at TTU Red Raiders
TxA&M at K-State Wildcats
Mizzou vs. Tex Tigers
Tex at Mizzou Tigers
TTU vs. Ok State Red Raiders
Baylor at KU Bears
K-State vs. TxA&M Wildcats
I-State at Bye
KU vs. Baylor Bears
Week 12 (Nov 19)
Small 10 Who Win
OU at Baylor Sooners
Ok State at I-State Cowboys
TxA&M vs. KU Aggies
Mizzou vs. TTU Tigers
Tex vs. KSU Wildcats
TTU at Mizzou Tigers
Baylor vs. OU Sooners
K-State at Tex Wildcats
I-State vs. OK State Cowboys
KU at TxA&M Aggies
Week 13 (Nov 26)
Small 10 Who Win
OU vs. I-State Sooners
Ok State vs. Bye
TxA&M at Tex Aggies
Mizzou at KU Tigers
Tex at TxA&M Aggies
TTU vs. Baylor Red Raiders
Baylor at TTU Red Raiders
K-State vs. Bye
I-State at OU Sooners
KU vs. Mizzou Tigers
Week 14 (Dec 3)
Small 10 Who Win
OU at OK State Cowboys
Ok State vs. OU Cowboys
TxA&M vs. Bye
Mizzou vs. Bye
Tex at Baylor Bears
TTU vs. Bye
Baylor vs. Tex Bears
K-State vs. I-State Wildcats
I-State at K-State Wildcats
KU vs. Bye
This shakes out to be something like this:
- Oklahoma State: 11-1 (8-1) * (T-Bone finally buys a conference win)
- Oklahoma: 11-1 (8-1) * (preseason rankings historically are bad for them)
- Texas Tech: 9-3 (6-3) * (renamed Western Auburn University)
- Kansas State: 8-4 (6-3) * (this is an incredible faith-in-Snyder stretch)
- Texas A&M: 7-5 (5-4) * (you won’t like it in the SEC either)
- Baylor: 6-6 (4-5) (a collective Baptist prayer for no injuries)
- Missouri: 6-6 (4-5) (LD QB Franklin will not be seen crying once)
- Texas: 4-8 (3-6) (some conference leader, huh)
- Iowa State: 2-10 (1-8) (I really want them to beat Texas and A&M)
- Kansas: 2-10 (0-9) (I really want them to beat Texas, A&M, & Iowa St)
* They be bowling come December
